Sunday, December 23, 2007

Patrick

When we are little kid, our mum or dad forced us to read kindergarten book or children book. I remember I used to read Peter and Jane, it went like this "This is peter and this is Jane. This is Pat, the dog."





So now, let me introduce you in such a way, "This is Patrick and this is my hand." Say "Hi" to my new dog to accompany my friend.



Isn't it cute? Eh, actually it's quite obedient too and it doesn't eat, sleep or dump any faeces around your house or better, doesn't make a mess at your furniture or bite the postman. One thing for sure, it doesn't even bark. But it's really nice to hold at it.

Bankruptcy

Upon paying the bill for the meal, my friend looked at my wallet, and heard a loud echo sound beaming back at her. Both of us smiled.

"I shall say that we should declare bankruptcy for today!"

My friend quickly stopped me, "Nope, look we still have some!" and she brandished out some leftover cash. Recalculating how much left, we agreed that we could still go for a movie. Looking and sneaking around at the cinema for a decent movie with a decent time, we found one.

As we pay for the ticket, the empty echo sounded again. This time my friend looked at me again and I smiled back.

"I shall say that we declare bankruptcy for the second time!"

This time my friend couldn't disagree with me and tag along to the cinema..

Later, my friend went to "rob" the ATM for some cash but not long, my friend stumbled upon a very nice clothing. Not too long, she hurried to the counter and used the money. This time another empty echo sounded from my friend.

"I shall really say that we declare bankruptcy for the third time!"

My friend laughed at me. How many times can one go broke in a day?

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Xmas

It's a holi-holiday season, and someone is coming to town. The so-called man is called Santa Claus.

"Yeah, it's Xmas!"

Merry Xmas to all and have fun admist some countries who banned it. Well, it's still worth to celebrate and enjoy and be happy. No harm in getting yourself the happy mood. Cheer and Ho! Ho! HO!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Bye Bye Kuala Lumpur...

Alrighty, I am moving up north today. The fate of Is Sky The Limit : Episode 3 will be decide again at a later date. Is Sky The Limit : Episode 3 has been running for almost 3 years now and to stop it would be a very sad thing for my silent readers.

co author : eh... your blog ada orang baca ka?.
main author : just keep your mouth shut ok?. Bagi lar sokongan sikit...

Nevertheless, I know some of you out there had thought that my blog is no longer active. Given the fact, I hardly submitted many entries for half past year.

Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to tell all of you in Kuala Lumpur to be happy with everything (including price hikes!). I will be settling down in Penang today.

Therefore, have faith in everything you do...

From the owner,
William Wilstroth

Oh god... I need to go back to gym!

It has been nearly two years that I had gone to the gym to keep up with my fitness. Just this morning, after 15 minutes of warm up:

- my early morning jog, I had to slow down a few times to keep up with my breath. In the end, i just take a walk...
- my arm muscle pain like hell even though I started with a dumb bell weighing 1.25kg...
- my push up was a struggled too... up until 15 (though standard...)
- and my sweat like a pig... damn!
This justify one thing - I NEED MORE EXERCISING!

is sky the limit... i need to exercise more... more... MORE!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Laptop Selection

Last week, admidst the exams, my professor required my expertise in selecting a new laptop. Admidst the hustle of looking for the right one and the fair price, he went on to another choice which was from another lecturer.

[Banged my head on the wall.]

Thus, in conclusion, even with advice, the final decision can be misleading and it's all up to you.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Guns and Zombies

"Look, dude, it's exam period, what are you doing with those guns and zombies?"

"Morning, mate, I'm gunning down my stress on these zombies..."

It's exams week and wish everyone "Good Luck especially me, I'm selfish so I needed more than you guys or gals out there!" hahaha Just kidding.

"Good Luck!"

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Prof. Dr. Vijay R. Raghavan - Evolution in Heat Transfer -

This is the picture of us with Dr. Chandra Suresh. Sorry, just kidding, not the father of Mohinder Suresh but of Dr. Vijay R. Raghavan. This is my first experience working with a professor, a doctorate philosophy great man from India. Though the first few months with him was hard as he demands great works. The result was paid off and satisfying.




Left -right: [You can't missed the Prof. Dr. Vijay, find yourself!]

Actually, I believed he has the same status of Dr. Chandra Suresh. Too bad, he's leaving from UTHM to UTP so UTP students, you're lucky bastards.

Fancy a char siew pau and one teh oh ais?

Late night after dinner, I had this sudden urge to get a char siew pau to eat and a glass to of teh-oh-ais. So, I drove out all the way to my nearby stall for one char siew pau and one glass of teh-oh-ais:

nice and delicious char siew pau


and a glass of nice and cooling teh-oh-ais

Mrs William : You tak cukup kenyang ar! Already dah bulat... asyik makan saja... hmmpph...!

is sky the limit... char siew pau and teh-oh-ais... cool!

Yeah I eat this way... eat! eat!

When a man is hungry, it doesn't matter if the food is good or bad as long as it can be eaten... its more than enough... so my dinner was like below of late...


Mr William : Nasi goreng mamak bungkus satu...
Ah Neh : Ok... ok...

Mr William : * walks over to stall opposite * Give me one red bean soup and 2 yaw char keuy...! Tar pau!

Auntie : Ok.. .ok...

Back at home, makan!

Padme : ayo... ayo... where is your peanut butter spaghetti?


is sky the limit... eat! eat! eat!

Star Wars : The Caribbean Wars

A long long time ago, the emperor ordered 3 of his most loyal employees to annihilate the Rebels...

Darth Vader : ... lantak orang tua tu... I need to do my facial... Storm Trooper... go and kill all of them!

Storm Trooper : * busy talking to a beauty pirate girl * kanineh... my boss... bising aje!

Pirate SYT : hehehehehehe...

Darth Maul : No worries... I will reach to the farthest galaxy and hunt those buggers... I am hot!





is sky the limit... star wars and the carribean girl...

Saturday, November 03, 2007

What do you do when you see this sign?

Now my dear readers, when you see this sign at any road junction, you must at all times do the following:

1. Don't look to the left or right for incoming cars.
2. Don't bother to press your break pedal.
3. Don't even try to reduce your acceleration but by all means just accelerate.
4. Don't even bother to slow down because you are not stopping at all.

These 4 things above are what every Malaysian drivers are doing.

Nobody ever bothered to do the following:

1. Slow down to a stop. A complete stop.
2. Look to the left or the right for incoming cars before turning or moving on.
3. Use the brake pedal to stop.
4. Or even give a turning signal to indicate your are turning.

So are you stopping your car each time you see that sign?

Please don't be a farker and risk your life!

This is a community service brought to you by ISTL.

Value your life. Stop when you see Stop. Drive Safe. Stop Safe. You can changed your farking world.
is sky the limit... you can changed your farking world...

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Gatal... Gatal... My eyes!

One night in the bed,

Mrs William : low kung, what did you see in me?
Mr William : aiya... low fu low chai... why ask such question?

Mrs William : low kung, answer lar...
Mr william : sex kua?

Mrs William : * whack whack * no good punya husband... only sex he thinks... * whack whack *
Mr william : ok lar... ok lar... let me see...

Mrs William : yeah... yeah... tell me... tell me... quick quick...

Mr william : that day i also dunno why i looked up... then something kena my left eye... so I closed and opened my left eye... and then you started to twinkle at me... for what i also dunno... then you come and talk to me... I tried to talk to you but... my left eye got something in it... I tried to close and open my eyes... I dare not rub it... so i kept on closing and opening my left eye... then you kept on talking and twinkling at me... my eyes was so gatal... I tried to tahan not to rub it... but you keep on coming closer to me... I said gatal and beh tahan liao and lari into the toilet to wash my eyes... you also came in... I also dunno why... then I say very gatal... before I could finish speaking... you started to rub me over... ayo... for what I also dunno... i wanted to tell you that my eyes is all clear and not gatal anymore... but you continue to rub me all over... ayo... I tried so many times to tell you my eyes are clear... you still keep on rubbing me... ayo for what i also dunno... so how? ok ar?

Mrs William : *________________________________*" ... gone to bed... no eye see...
Mr william : hehehehe... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Nothing much... just to make my low poh... angry... i love to see her get angry...

is sky the limit... aiya.. mata gatal saja...

Future Scenario : Son wanted a PS3...

One fine day after work, Mr William was having his tea break and enjoying his karipap when his son walks in and said he wanted a PS3.

Mr William : Why do you need a PS3?
Son : Dad, every kids in this world has one... can i have one?


Mr William : how much is it?
Son : * Flips out a magazine * Here says its RM2K... can ar pa?


Mr William : hmm... * do calculation - think... think... *
Son : Pa... buy lar... Pa...


Mrs William : What is it that you are asking Pa to buy?
Son : Ps3!


Mrs William : Yes ar, low kung?! I also want to play!
Mr William : Har! you wanna play ar? you go do cooking and clean the house lar...



Son : Pa... see... Ma also want to play...
Mr William : but what about your note book (pointing to Ma) and your desktop? You guys dun wan to play with it anymore? PS3... expensive wor...

Son : ayo... Pa... PS3 is different!
Mrs William : yeah lar... buy lar...


Mr William : wah... you all think i dah kaya... its RM2K lar... ah boy, you go back to your room study hard... and you go back to your kitchen and cook me something nice to eat... ok?


Son : potong stim saja...
Mrs William : Arghhhh! I am not cooking tonight! * throws down her penyapu * ... go makan maggi mee yourselt tonight!


Mr William : but expensive wut... hehehehe...


Maybe i should tone down my kiamsiap-ness while imagining my son asking me for a PS3 in the future... Just imagination...


is sky the limit... I wan Ipod, Pa! I want Zune, Pa! I want O2, Pa!

Twisted Thoughts : A world stop for meal...

Ed: A long story for you to read and to waste your time... it does not have a happy ending... Enjoy!

Blue sky, chirping birds, and the sound of happy children screaming and playing with each other in the public park. You are sitting by a bench, reading your newspaper and on your right is a cup of tasty capuccino. It was a good Sunday morning to be out in the park. Suddenly, you hear faint noises from somewhere and the children has stopped playing. There were no more happy voices. No more chirping birds and the sky is calm. You looked around the park to find the children had stood there with their eyes close. The whole town had became very quiet. You do not feel good at all. You put down your newspaper and nearly tumble over your capuccino.


You looked around the park again. Some cars had stopped in the middle of the road. They [drivers] had closed their eyes too. No one moved at all. What was going on? Your mind was searching for an answer as to why this occurences had happened. Of course, this had never before happen in your town. Furthermore, you had never seen such a bizarre incident in your whole life. You felt very uneasy to this circumstances and you walked slowly to the nearest child. A girl aged 10, black hair and had two ponytails. She was still holding her ice cream. The ice cream had melted and it was dripping all over her hands. You touched the girl's shoulder. The girl did not moved at all. You pinched her arm so to see if she will come back. She stirred a bit but not moved after that.


You ran to a nearby car and knocked on the driver's door. The driver did not moved at all. Then, you ran to the nearest store and dashed into it. There was no one in there. Strange and it was getting stranger. You had walked the whole store and no one was there. It was too quiet. It was impossible for people to disappear just like that. You started to get panic. You made a run for the store's door. The moment you walked out the town was no longer the same anymore. The kids supposed to be in the park were no longer there. Cars now stood there without drivers. Where had they all gone? You looked at your watch. The time has stopped at exactly 9.00 am and the dial no longer turning anymore.


The sun was still shining as bright as ever. You do not know the time anymore. You walked down the lane to see if there are anyone around the corner. The whole stretch of shoplots were empty. You made another run to your apartment to see if your housemates still there. You ran and ran and as fast as you could to reach your home. While you were running a few blocks, not a single person could be seen. Mrs Della no longer in her garden watering her lovely roses. Mr Harker no longer sitting underneath his favourite apple tree and reading his newspaper. The newspaper were left on the ground. The whole neighbourhood had became dead and quiet like the graveyard at night. You are now just one block from your apartment when you saw someone at the back of Mrs Prim's backyard. Who might it be?


You stopped running and sneaked towards the backyard silently. You lean on the wall and slowly walked quietly to the mysterious being at the back of Mrs Prim's backyard. You kept hold of your breathe and slowly turned your head to looked at the person. The person was doing something to a thing on the ground. It looked like it was trying to stuff something into it or out of it which you could not see. The person had dressed in a black furry outfit and you could not make anything out of it. The head was hairy and its hands was rough and looked strong too. What was it doing? You tried to moved closer to the thing that was pushing something or rather seems to be forcing it self on something. Before you moved to it, you looked around for anything that resembled a weapon in case it attacked. You found a garden hoe. You took hold of it and slowly move towards the black thing. "Hey, what are you doing?" you yelled at him and with your garden hoe ready in your both hands. The black thing turned around with surprise. "Oh my god!", you gasped when you finally known what the person was doing. It was a very horrible creature with potruding pair of white fangs and yellowish eyes.


A dead girl with her hands still dangling out of its stomach. Partial of her head was still portruding out of it too. The creature started growling and snarling at you. It yellowish eyes stared hard at you. You hold tight to your garden hoe and ready to strike at it. The creature made a jump to get hold of you. You swung your garden hoe at it. The garden hoe's spike claw striked its head and it went down with a loud thud. The head was bleeding profusely and some parts of its internal organ had stucked to the hoe. Then you heard something moving at the end of Mrs Prim's bushes of roses. Another similar creature had came out and followed by another one. The latter creature was bigger comparing to the other one. There are two hideous creature facing you now. You made a run for your life. You can sense them behind chasing you. What are these things? Where are all the people? Where did these creatures come from?


You ran nonstop and did not even turned back to look at it. You jumped over a high fence and you could hear the fence being thrashed as they chased after you. They were gaining speed and you can hear them growling behind you. Oh god! You better ran faster. Onwards, you skipped over a chair and ran on. You kept on jumping over every hurdles and kept on running for your dear life. Where shall I hide myself? I must find a place to hide at once. You cannot imagine yourself slowing down to open a door, ran into it and to close it just in time before it can grab you. You kept on thinking where you can hide before these creatures catches you. You were running too fast and at one corner you had turned and hit your head hard against a broken sign board that was hanging low on one side of the wall. Your eyes had became heavy. You felt dizziness and the place was swirling around you. You wanted to stand up and kept on running away from the dangerous creatures. Your heart was pounding harder and harder then suddenly became weaker and weaker. Just before you fainted, you saw a few black hairy feets came running towards you.


Two black hairy creatures stood beside you and many came out from buildings. They came so close and surrounded you. "What shall we do with this boy?" said the other taller and bigger black creature. "We will keep him in a place hidden from anyone" said another. Every black creature nodded. Thus, all of them started to changed into normal human being. Mrs Della, Mr Harker and Mrs Prim were one of the black creatures. Those kids dissappeared from the park earlier had return to playing normally. Sound of birds chirping and and the town streets are now alive with cars and people can be seem strolling and talking. Shops are now filled with laughters and voices of people bargaining with owners. Everything had returned to normal.


Meanwhile in one tall white building far away from the town, a boy was screaming madly and kept on telling of black creatures devouring human. "Help! help! You don't understand! There are aliens out there that eat people!" Two male nurses managed to strap him to the bed before the boy could hurt himself. A doctor quickly administered an injection to sedate the patient. "I must say this boy is tough to handle, the council should have killed the boy that day", a man was speaking to someone in the observation room. "Yes, too fortunate, that day we had reached our quota so the boy was lucky!" said the mysterious person. The person had hidden himself in one dark corner of the observation room. He was there and then he was gone. "Doctor, we still have a contract, do you understand?" and that was the last word from the mysterious person. The doctor had stood there by the observation glass long before he nodded silently. "Yes, we do".

is sky the limit... the world unknown... is left as it is...

Nissan Pivot 2

Abstract from:
[http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071005/bs_afp/japanautocompanytechnologynissan_071005161109]



NISSAN Pivo 2
TOKYO (AFP) - Japan's Nissan Motor Co. on Friday unveiled a new version of its egg-shaped Pivo concept car that can drive sideways and has a small robot to assist with navigation or calm down angry drivers.
The Pivo 2 three-seater electric car has wheels that can turn 90 degrees for easy parallel parking.
Like its predecessor, which was unveiled two years ago, the new Pivo has a cabin able to revolve 360 degrees, eliminating the need to reverse.
A round-eyed robot head sitting on the dashboard has cameras that can tell when a driver is getting sleepy.
"You look tired. There's a coffee shop 500 metres ahead on the left," it told a driver with drooping eyelids during a recent demonstration.
It can also nod or shake its head, helping to improve the mood of irate or glum drivers.
The car has "by-wire" technologies that use electric signals in the steering and braking.
Unlike the first Pivo, it has no axles. Instead it has four separate electric motors, allowing the wheels to turn further than a conventional car.
The Pivo 2 will be exhibited at the Tokyo Motor Show near the capital from October 27.




Video is available here:
[http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=49750&cl=4397085&ch=1105621&src=news]

Monday, October 08, 2007

The ShareBlogHolder

The co - author looked through the company database.


"Ah, I been in two years already? Time flew fast and it's going to the end?"


"Sigh, the biggest shareholder CEO of ISTL is going to close the company?"


"Guess, I need to look for jobstreetforbloggers.com soon! I have no family yet like the 'tauke' (refering to the biggest shareholder of the ISTL) but I still need money for my 'big' 'big' future, I be needing money to do 'big' company, do 'big' projects and do 'big' researches and earn 'big' money!"


Time flew so fast that my actual "Sensei", "Si-fu", "Jedi" or "Guru" or "father of the Mohinder Suresh" or whatever you called it the supervisor. He's leaving in the early November back to god forsaken place called India. He lost the battle against the force of the evil. "Evil" as in E.V.I.L. subgroup of the UMBRELLA CORP.


Sad to see him leaving and going to another research facilities. I'm surely going to miss him since he's the one who provoke, bash, forge, bludgeons, manufacture, clobber and mould me into a better person I'm standing or writing right now this moment.


And, it's a double sad ending, I shall always remember his famous word: "Darn it!".

Weekend with Ah Moon

Spent two night and three days with Ah Moon and one of the night, I shot the Moon too! Lol Here's the picture:

Sunday, October 07, 2007

It's Time! I am leaving Kuala Lumpur...

It is going to be 3 years for ISTL and its about time I have to think of whether to continue this blog. At the start of this blog in the early 2005, I had planned this to be a 3 episodes Is Sky The Limit and December is also coming. Oh dear, what am I going to do? Another reason, recently I had taken a major decision to leave Kuala Lumpur and go up north to settle down for my own family. I wonder what will it be for this blog in the coming months. God knows.

For the last 3 years, I have churned out some Twisted Thoughts series and lately a new series called Future Scenario series to this blog. Apart from that, I had also enlisted Crude Hastings aboard ISTL, last two years, to fill in some entry while I am away getting new stuffs to contribute in here. So the last month's dinner I had with the girls and all of them brought up the very same question:

Lately, I noticed you hardly update your blog... sometimes its late... not as daily as it was...

Jules (about 7 months pregnant): yeah... not updated why?
Padme : no ideas isn't it?
Mitch : hehehehe... dah kering...

Me : No lar... working every day and every night... have to finish this and finish that... sometimes... no Internet access...

Jules : hahahaha... no lar... must be the wife is not around... so no inspiration!
Padme and Mitch : yeah!!!

Me : eh no lar...

Well on one hand. its true also that my wife plays a big role inspiring me some ideas to write in this blog. Now, she is in Penang and I am here in Kay El alone... its pretty lonely sometimes.

So apart from whether to end this blog or continue it, I have made another biggest decision...

I HAVE RESIGNED AND GOING TO PENANG TO SETTLE DOWN!!!

is sky the limit... Penang! Here I come!

Mcdonald's Latest Dessert...

Last two nights, it was hot and I felt like having something sweet and creamy. So I drove to Macdonald for their delicious Sundae and below is one of their new delight:

Kacang Hijau vanilla Sundae

Enjoy your weekends!

is sky the limit... green pea vanilla sundae...

Of food you eat and your wife had...

It had been many weeks I worked overtime and gone to mamak to eat late dinner. As you see, my wife is not at home to cook dinner for me so most of my food comes from mamak. One night, my wife had a nice and expensive dinner:

Mrs William : * send MMS to Mr William * yum... yum... low kung!

some RM100 fine dining plate of chicken

Mr William : * receives MMS * wah... what is that? * tummy growling! and send an SMS to Mrs William *

Mrs William : * send SMS * ... RM100... chicken ala something, hubby... expensive...! Syok!
Mr William : * receive SMS * Gulp! RM100...

Later at 11pm after overtime, Mr William drives to his favourite "Tai Chow" stall:


RM9.00 Fried rice and fried noodles...


that night... RM100... RM100...

is sky the limit... that chicken is expensive...

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Future Scenario : Hungry... Anything to eat?

One day, Mr William came home from work and very hungry.


Mr William : Oi woman... anything to eat? I am hungry.
Mrs William : Is that the right way to greet me when you are back from work? You want me to hit you with this spatula?

Mr William : Hai! Mrs William... I am back from work... Anything to eat? Me hungry...
Mrs William : That's better... wait for another half an hour... go bath first...

Mr William : (stomach growling)... err darling got anything like tidbits to fill up first?
Mrs William : No, do not touch anything until i say so...

Mr William : Ayo... I am starving... starving... malnourish... abuse... famish... slavery... i need water... i need food... i am getting weaker... help... help... feed me... complaint... help... help... abuse... husband abuse... abuse... no food... no water... help...

Mrs William : * wifes transform to 300 *




Mr William : hai... hai... hehehehe... yes yes...



Never mess with your wifes in the kitchen... But its just future scenario, maybe my wife won't transform... or maybe she will transform into something else... just thinking... just thinking... just thinking...



is sky the limit... hungry ar... cook your own food! don't complain!



Future Scenario : My daughter wants a dog...

One day in the garden, Mr William was relaxing by the bench enjoying a glass of Mrs. William's teh tarik (editor : pssst... pssst.... he made it himself... don't tell anyone... Mrs William is bengang-ing with him) when his daughter walks to talk to him.

Daughter (age 12+) : Daddy... daddy...
Mr William : Yes darling...

Daughter : You know... Sara... has a cute little puppy...
Mr William : ok...

Daughter : Can I have one?
Mr William : Err... err... that is one very good question... have you asked your mother?

Daughter : No, I'm afraid she won't allowed pets in the house...
Mr William : (Phew...) Do you really need one? You got lots of toys in the house to keep you accompany... what about your little brother?

Daughter : No... please daddy i want one...
Mrs William : Eh hubby... can i have a tortoise?
Son : Dad can i have a doberman... Jack got one... and its cool...

Mr William : Aduh... headache... eh you all got nothing to do in the house is it?

* Walks over to the hi-tech flat screen television and setup the screensaver with animated animals *

Mr William : See... now you all got fish swimming in the television. They will be all your pets.

Daughter : (Tears flowing... ) Arghhh! Bad dadddyyyyy!
Son : You are sooo uncool...
Mrs William : Grrr... one day i will strangle you...

Well, its just a future scenario with my kids but I better brace myself for the worse because my wife is a pet lover.

is sky the limit... dogs, fish, tortoise, hamster... just download digital pets will do!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Twisted Thoughts : Something is wrong again Part 2

Oh great! Last time was alone in the lonely world. this time i am invisible to the world. He really needs to fix his system on me. You walk along the highway. Cars were moving so fast. You see people talking in the car. Some singing to the tune of whatever their listening in there. Some talking or seems to be scolding their kids. Some digging their nose as they drove. Some couples were quiet and some were talking among themselves. You had walked nearly for half an hour now. Thirsty and hungry and you wish for food. Luckily, you had reach a rest house. You walked into it. Nobody seems to notice you entering. You walk towards the bakery section to get a bun or something. There are spagehettis, beef casseroles, fried rice, hot dogs, burgers and so on. They looked so delicious. You took one plate of spaghetti. Your action had freezed the whole environment. "Oops... now what?" you looked around for the cause of it. You put down the plate. The environment immediately resumes back to normal. "Wow..." and you tried again. You freezed the whole environment again. You put it down again. It resumes normal again. "cool..." you said to yourself.


Then you take a forkful of spaghetti and put into your mouth and the world resumes back. "Wow... " as you continued eating your spaghetti. So what had happened? Now that you had finished your spaghetti and looked around the environment to wonder when will it stop again. YOu put the plate down and the whole environment stopped again. "Ok, now i have finished where do i put my plate?" you asked your question to the environment. You lifted the plate up and the world resumed back. You put down again and it stopped again. "Just put the plate and put your hand away", said a voice behind you. You turned around. "Its you!" and you were so grateful to see him. "You are invicible now and any objects that you touch, the system will capture that event and assign it to your variable and reorganize the world's daily event of happenings. Because you are not part of the system, the system will stop to capture and reinitiate so you won't cause ghostly scenario to the current running world." You looked blanked at him. "I figured you don't understand right?" You nodded. "Alright, simply the system will initiate a stop so whatever you touch or you do won't interfere with the current running world. Do you Understand?" he asked you again.

You nodded. "Its just two months and don't be naughty ok? Oh look... isn't she beautiful" You turned to look at the girl. She winked at Him. "But hey, can you guys speed up a bit?" and He was no longer standing beside you. Feeling of lonely and do not know what to do. Its hard to choose whether to be alone in the world or invicible to the world. Realizing the fact that you are invicible now and two months is not long thus you just had to go about it, "We shall have fun then. Let us begin the fun!"


is sky the limit... the fun has just started...

Twisted Thoughts : Something is wrong again Part 1

Author : Last year, i had a series of Twisted Thoughts stories running in my blog and one of them was a story about a man alone in the world. You can read it at the link below. So now, I am writing another sequel to this story. This time, that man will not be alone anymore. I believe when this sequel goes along i will try to inject more imaginative events and weird things that will happen to him. Yes, this sequel will be rated PG18 because of some events that he will be doing in it. Apart from that, this story also intend to make you think of question like what if or what will happen especially when you are in his position. I hope you enjoy reading this story with an open mind.


Let the story begin:


This few weeks you had that feeling of loneliness again. That was years ago when you had that kind of real experience of you feeling lonely in the world. It was hard to imagine when everyone disappeared over night. Today you get that kind of feeling again and this time it is getting stronger. Everyday, your feeling is mustered with stronger feeling of lonesome. Is god going to stop the world again? Stopping the world to do some minor configuration or putting up new upgrades while you are not aware of it. Yet, it can be a nightmare if you are awake in the middle of the process.


The other day in the office, the computers seems slow and eveyone looks moody and kept to themselves. Your good friend who use to come around to talk to you had not been making his visit regularly. Your mind starts to play tricks and you loose focus on your work. Your monitor screens at times gave weird responses but the technicians seems useless in fixing it. Will there be another round of human disappearance?


This morning you had a bad cup of coffee or was it your taste has gone crazy. Now, you are seated at home in the evening and you were starring blankly at the television and also apparently oblivious to the whole environment. Funny, your wife had not ask you to come to the table for dinner. You felt dizzy. Your breathing became heavier every minute. You tried to stand up but your legs were getting heavier too. You slumped to the ground and fainted. You could not feel anything and the whole blackness envelopes your vision. Oh no, what is going on?


When you open your eyes again, you felt strange, hungry and energetic. You never felt your life was so free before or just this few weeks of feeling lonesome. You sat up and clear your eyes. The room was so white. The bed that you were lying on was white too. "Hi, we meet again." You turned around to find the voice. "I knew it. Its you!" You saw Him stood there. He was dressed in white. "Oh, aren't you happy to see me?" said Him. "Come on, the food taste bland, my wife not listening to me or totally ignore me, my computer is crazy and I thought i had a heart attack!" you looked at him in disbelief. He laughed and continued to assure that you are fine. "Absolutely, you are fine my son." You stood beside him. "So why am i here?" you asked with both hands flung up. He laughed again and this time louder. "My boy, your system is so sensitive and whenever we are up or down here make a little configuration you are bound to be affected by it" You looked even more bewildered at Him. "So meaning to say, I am ok and I can go back to my... what ever state it is?". He looked at you and paused for a moment. "The problem now is that you still can go back, we haven't finish our upgrade but... " he shooked his head. "Oh no... I am not going back there with no people around." He laughed again. "But you enjoyed it so much last time, you took whatever you wanted" he said. "Yet i did not even ask you to return it but keep it, isn't that good?" He started to walk towards a white wall. You followed him. "Good? What do you mean good? It was so lonely and alone in this world and i thought I was crazy!".


"Look, its just another two months ok?" he stopped at his way and pushed a white button. "I will need you to bear with it but, as i was saying just now, this time you won't be alone. See for yourself" He took hold of your arm and moved out of the white room. The highway was bustling with fast moving cars and an aeroplane flew past over you for landing at a nearby airport. "So i am back but what about it?" as you stumble beside Him. You nearly fell and hit a fast moving truck. "Arghhhh!" you screamed so loud. "Arghhhh!" you kept on screaming. "Are you done yet?" he was looking down at you. You looked baffled. You are still alive. "Oh my god!" you exclaimed. "Yes? I am here." He looked at you. You were touching your body all over. "I am still alive?!" you screamed again with disbelief. "Yes you are. Just a minor problem that you need to bear with it again." He said with his arms crossed. "You do not exist yet in this world. You are a walking variable that is not an entity yet currently. So in other words, My system has temporarily put you one side until they have finished with their programming then only restore you back." You are now so agitated and questioned your wife and son. "Oh, don't worry, your wife will remember you. Currently your wife is on an automated mode and she thinks you are on overseas business. By the way, i don't recall you have a son. Daughter perhaps?"


"Great now i am invisible to the world. What do i do now?" you stood and stared over the great horizon by the side of the highway. It overlooked a great city and looked very busy. "Well, for now, you can do whatever you want here. Just that nobody knows you are there. Have fun." You turned around to protest. "Just a minute. What do you mean have fun", he was not there anymore. There were no buttons or indicators to go back into the white room. You are now practically standing on one side of the highway.


is sky the limit... on the run from no where but here...

Thursday, September 20, 2007

My Seductively Red color Sahny Elikson...

I've got a new phone. Its called Soh-ny Eh-lik-son K510I and it is serrr-duccc-tive-llyyyy red in color for your inforrr-ma-shion. I love it so farking much that every tom, dick and harry will die like mah fuh lat. Okay lar, my phone is equipped with the best of the breed kam-ma-ra. Jialat. Its only 1.3 megapixel. But I am so happy wor. So happy can die, you know. Who cares. My kam-ma-ra phone is also equipped with MMS and I can take pictures every time and any time i like. Alright... alright... enought of this... but I am happy with it. So here you are my great seductively red phone. Blow me away...

back

front

oh yeah... its cool... thank you darling... i love you!

is sky the limit... my seductively red color sahny-elikson!


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

To A Good Friend!!

One fine evening, i woke up and found this!




Oh thank you so much Elin for promoting this blog!... But you forgotten to put the address there... Nevermind this is very appreciative!



Please visit thumbelina's blog!

From the Editor : Oh I am so sorry. I should be more sensitive on this part. I have hide your email.


is sky the limit... I am so Kamm Tunnggg...


Sunday, September 09, 2007

It's my wife's birthday... part 2

After finding the watch and the whole day...

Mrs William : You will do what i tell... I am the queen today!
Mr William : Yes, your highness...

Mrs William : Now, you go and make me two half boil eggs and one bacon!
Mr William : Yes, your highness...

After half an hour...

Mrs William : Oi, i say two half boil eggs wor...
Mr William : one RED hard boil and the other half boil mar... * wink wink * ... dun marah lar... just eat...

Then shopping...

Mrs William : Beautiful?
Mr William : * Gulp * Yes...

Mrs William : Buy!
Mr William : Yes, your highness...

While walking around...

Mrs William : Can carry so many shopping bags ar, darling?
Mr William : No problem... no problem... you go on...

Mrs William : Of course! I am the queen today! muah hahahahaha...
Mr William : *_*"

Dinner time...

Mrs William : Ok, i want cheese sausages, stir fried kailan with lots of Lee Kum Kee abalone sauce, some chicken cooked with black pepper sauce, and later a cup of baskin robbins ice cream...
Mr William : Yes your highness... goes to the kitchen... and... hei wok! (in cantonese it means start the wok and cook!)

Sleeping time...

Mrs William : * Kiss * Thank you darling... I am so happy today...!
Mr William : No problem... so you do the same for my birthday?

Mrs William : I am sleepy... I sleep first... hug her teddy bear...
Mr William : eh... not fair!

Is sky the limit... the queen!

It's my wife's birthday... part 1

Today is my wife's special day:

Mrs William : honey... honey... wake up... wake up....
Mr William : yeah... yeah... what is it?

Mrs William : you know what day is today?
Mr William : Its Saturday. * go back to sleep *

Mrs William : No! honneeey.... wake up...
Mr William : yeah... yeah...

Mrs William : Its not Saturday...
Mr William : har... what are you talking about?!

Mrs William : * pinch Mr William's arm kuat-kuat... *
Mr William : Aduhhhh.... ok ok... you win... today is your birthday and go look for your present in this room... * go back to sleep *

Mrs William : yeah! * she went treasure hunting *
Mr William : hehehehe... * I hid her present somewhere in the room *

Mr William : oi... dun kacau the bed... i want to sleep...
Mrs William : hehehehe... dun care! * continue treasure hunting *

After a while,

Mrs William : dear... i still couldn't found it... where did you hide it?
Mr William : hehehehe... if i tell you... what would i get?

Mrs William : huh... then i dun want that present! I am going to put makeup and go shopping without you! huh!
Mr William : ok ok lar... dun marah lar, honey... its on this bed very near you...

Mrs William : really? dun tipu?
Mr William : no tipu... Ipoh Mari Tarak Tipu!

After a while,

Mrs William : Eh dear... you tipu me ar? tarak wor...
Mr William : Low poh dear... you come closer.... who do you hug when you go to sleep every night?

Mrs William : yeah!!!! I found it! Thank you! * KISS! *
Mr William : Eh, not fair! I bought the present not teddy!

Mrs William : ... :P

Well she kissed her teddy bear instead of me! I put her birthday watch on the teddy bear at night while she still asleep.

is sky the limit... teddy bear...

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Future Scenario : Pay day... and family

One day, Mr William gotten his pay for the month:

Mrs William : Hubby... where is my monthly allowance for grocery? I need to pay TNB bill, Water bill, TMBill, and etc...
Mr William : * promptly took out cash from wallet *... ok... what do i get?

Mrs William : * Kiss his husband *... smooch...
Mr William : hehehehe...

Daughter : Pa... what about me for this month...
Mr William : Let me see your report card first and an interview...

Daughter : Har? Dun wan lar...
Mr William : No... Cannot... No interview, No report card... no money...

Daughter : * Die Die Breath Breath take report card *...
Mr William : * Analyze the report card *... hmmm... BM got B, English A, Maths B, Geography B... who overall, you got 8 in the class... ok lar... i give RM50...

Daughter : Yeah...
Mr William : Wait... Woman... any komplen about your daughter...

Mrs William : She spent too much already on her wardrobe last month...
Mr William : Ok... tolak RM20... the rest will be sufficient...

Daughter : Argvhhhhh!!! where got enough.... I want to go c movie... go buy stationery also not enough lar... some more got mobile phone...
Mr William : You know ar... when your I was your age... your grandpa give me RM1 only... take it or leave it...

Daughter : * Die Die Breath Breath walk away *...
Son : Pa... * trembling a bit * can i have my monthly allowance... * and holding up his report card and also praying hard so that he won't end up like his sister *

Mr William : Hmmm... BM got B, English A, Maths A, Science B, Geography C... Eh, why Geography C?
Son : ...

Mr William : Study hard you know... otherwise... how you are going to get into a nice university... * looks at the report card again * ... hmmm... overall you get an 8 in the class like your sister... Ok lar... RM45...
Son : ok...

Mr William : Hold on... oi... woman... got any komplen about your son?
Mrs William : He has not clean his room... played too much PS9... talk too much over the phone... play online games too much... haiya... komplen too much oredy... no eye see!

Mr William and his son looked at each other...

Mr William : Any last words before I make my last decision on your monthly allowance...
Son : I love you pa... please pa... I love you pa... please don't cut my monthly allowance...

Mr William : ok ok ... heheheheh... if you don't study hard some more... not only i will cut your monthly allowance... i will also sent you to Uncle Porky Weng!
Daughter : Oi! Not fair! Not fair!

ooh yeah... Though I don't have kids yet but I am not a cruel dad. However, i fear that i will pamper my kids too much!

is sky the limit... i am not that cruel!

Future Scenario : Mr William teaching son on swearing...

One day, Jnr came home from school and when he sees his dad at the living room enjoying his coffee:

Jnr William : Hi pa... what the fark?! how's your farking day?
Mr William : * spit coffee out * You! You stand there... who taught to say that har? Got no other proper greetings to greet your old man iszit har?... your mom feed you so big like a blardy pig... no respect at all har...you char siew iszit?... i spent so much marny and bali to bring you to this world to be a good man... now you come home... greet your old man like that? you tell me...

Then old man Abeer walks in:

Mr Abeer : Hey man... what the fark?! how's your farking day?

Mr William : *___________________* "

Don't laugh... this is just a fiction of my future perception when i have a kid...

is sky the limit... no idea... no idea... i don't want to talk anymore...

Future Scenario : My wife saw something...

One night, Mrs and Mr William get ready to go to bed:

Mrs William : Dear, you know... today morning after Jnr gone to school... i found something in his drawer...
Mr William : Wah... you go peeping at your own son's things? Eh privacy leh... you shouldn't do that... what if your son found out and gets angry...

Mrs William : No lar... he won't... you listen first...
Mr William : Ok ok... what is it then?

Mrs William : I found stash of magazines...
Mr William : Magazine only mar...

Mrs William : No lar... you listen first ok... its those humsup magazine... you know...
Mr William : Aiya... humsup magazine only mar... what's the big deal...

Mrs William : * Pulled her husband ears * Its more than that... got DVDs somemore...
Mr William : Wah! That kid... I shared with him magazines... he got DVDs also no share share with me... i talk to him tomorrow about sharing and caring! Ok go to sleep... ZZZZZZZZZZ...

Mrs William : *____________* "

is sky the limit... we share we care... don't be so humsup!

Future Scenario : Uncle Ah Beer... and my son...

One day, old man Abeer visited his old friend old man William at his house:

OM Abeer : Oi... lanciao... i come oredy...
OM William : Oi... got kids here... next time i come... i call you muther farker bengali tiger..

OM Abeer : Oi... got kids also...
OM William : Hehehehehe... Have a sit... i bring you some tea... Oi woman... bring some tea out...

Junior William : Uncle Arr Beerr..
OM Abeer : good boy ... good boy...

Junior William (10+ kid) : My teacher ask me what i want to be when i grow up... Can you give some tips?
OM Abeer : Ok... you can be an Information Technology Analyst, Network Specialist, Neural Network Engineer, System Artificial Intelligence Disseminating Data Pipelines Engineer, Viral and Disinfection for Operating System Designer, Or maybe you can be a Data Analysis For Wireless Mobility on Super High Band Transfer... You can choose one... Or maybe... High Intricate Continuum Data and Visual Web Designer using Super Flash 2010 Macromedia...

Junior William and OM William : * look fark at him *...
OM William : Just write SAP ABAP down there, son...

is sky the limit... hell no!

Future Scenario : Son and his grade...

One day, Mrs William informed her husband that his son's grade are falling and better do something:

Mr William : * knock on the door * Oi... open the door...
Son : What do you want?

Mr William : Open this damn door or i use parang and bring this door down... you got five minutes or else...
Son : * Die die breath breath open the door *...

Mr William : show me your report card...
Son : Nah... * give the old man report tulan-ly *

Mr William : hmmm... English fark... Maths fark... Geography fark... BM fark... Science fark... History fark...
Son : * look steady only *

Mr William : Tulan you! What the hell do you want to do with this tulan results?
Son : What do you think?

Mr William : I am asking you! You don't waste my money feeding you growing up and becoming nothing. You fix this result of yours or you becoming mechanic or vegetable sellers...
Son : So what!... Ah Pek Chang and Uncle Koh also mechanic and vegetable seller... some more Uncle Porky Weng selling pork ... all of them driving Marcili or BM...

Mr William : * blood pressure shot up * Oi... you dun talk to your old man like that ok... I want you to have a good education... so you get a good degree... then what do you want to do... with all this fark grades?
Son : Dunno... maybe sell pork...

Mr William : Tulan you! I ask your ma-ther to talk to you... Oi... lady... you talk to your son... i can't talk to him... tulan with him!
Mrs William : Son, you come down...

Son : * die die breath breath come down * what do you want ma?
Mrs William : so you want to be a pork seller?

Son : yeah...
Mrs William : OK, this is a chopper and this is a pork...

Son : ee yer... so geli... what are all this lar... dun wan to touch lar...
Mrs William : but pork seller chop all this mar... go chop and mince everything for me to cook...

Son : No lar... you do it lar... so disgusting... ee yer... what is that?! Why still got blood wan... some more stinks...
Mrs William : so do still you want to be a pork seller...?

Son : No...
Mr William : No? Give up already? But you want to be a pork seller... I have called Uncle Porky Weng that you are going to his pig sty next week to be an apprentice.

Son : * Look scared and starred at both parents *...
Mrs William : Wah hubby... so fast... Uncle Porky Weng willing ar?

Mr William : Aiya... with his pariah grades... No Problem lar... somemore the pig sty is full of shit and smelly... will be a good learning point... he go to pig sty... can save my money for something else... no need to pay for his study fees... Imagine dear... you son working in a pig sty... you can get pork every day... then i can also invite Abeer come over for char siew and yum sing!
Son : * Begins to freak out *

Mr William : * Whips out his ultra terror mobile phone * Ah Weng ar... my son... confirm ledi... his coming tomorrow... aiya... the early the better mar... got so many pigs to potong... I am sure you find him handy...
Son : Ok ok... i get your point... i will fix my grades...

Mrs William : * Take hold of the chopper and pointed at him * You better make sure you study well or you will end up like this pork over here! Do you understand?
Son : * gulp *... ok ok...

Mr William : Dun play play...

This is just a scenario. I still don't have kids yet. IF THIS really happen, I am sure its not going to be some pork selling or selling vegetable stories for my junior. It will be worse!

is sky the limit... aiya pa... sell pork also can get rich mar...

Future Scenario : Daughter, Mom and shopping...

One day, Mr William and his family went on a shopping spree. In one boutique, his daughter found a beautiful dress...

Daughter : Wah ma, this dress is beautiful... black color too... the design very kinky...
Mrs William : hmmm... not bad... you wanna give it a try?

Daughter : yeah... yeah...
Mr William : wait... hold on... let me do QA first...

Daughter : Aiya pa... don't be troublesome lar...
Mr William : * took it from her * ... bareback... front plunging V-line... dress above the knee length... some more spaghetti strap... satu kali gunting dah jatuh.... kennot!!

Daughter : Ma!!!!
Mrs William : * snatch from the old man * Go try it...

Mr William : Plus its RM 200... ooi!
Mrs William : You go stand outside the store and jaga the shopping bags...

Mr William : * grumbling ... muttering *... * whips out his ultra terror mobile phone * oii... old ah pek Abeer... go yum char...

is sky the limit... hehehehe...

Sunday, August 19, 2007

My desire specification for my new car...

After driving around KL for almost 3 year and more, I am going to buy a big car with a little bit of sweet and wonderful modification:

1. A vehicle that is mammoth so it looks scary from very far.
This is especially for those who thinks they drive big Mercs or big BMWs can bully me. So with my real large mammoth vehicle : Dare me!

2. A vehicle that is mammoth with 8 additional spotlight; 4 at the front and 4 at the back and one very large extra high beam like Jedi's light saber on top of my car.
This is especially for farkers who loves to drives so fast and shoot people with their bright lights from far away; i think they are rushing for reincarnation. So, my additional 4 + 1 spot light sabers will do honor for this assholes.

3. A vehicle that is mammoth which all of its 4 big wheels having triple level multi rotation side spikes.
This is especially for farkers who loves to overtake me so near as though I am related to them. So, a press of a button to activate those spikes, they will go drive far far away.

4. A vehicle that is mammoth with a very loud horn; most probably those eight wheelers loud blarring horn.
This is especially for farkers who horn for no reasons at me. Thus, this heavenly horn will be a real wake up call for retaliation.

Yes, that will be my resolution for driving in KL.

is sky the limit... rumbling and rumbling...

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Future Scenario : My Son and His problem...

One night, my son walked to me and looked a bit confused:

Son : Hey dad, wanna go for a drink?
Mr William : Beer or just teh tarik?

Mrs William : Oi...
Daughter : Yeah lar! Never ask me also..

Mrs William : Daughter, you don't listen to your father...
Daughter : :P

Mr William : Ok, wat's up son?
Son : You know... when you and mom dating... how do you do it? Can share a bit ar?

Mr William : Ok... on the first day you treat her dinner and movie... also remember flowers... don't be kiamsiap... girls loves all this... so you must be gentle man ok... don't rush things...
Mrs William : * Nodded approvingly with the advice *

Mr William : But...
Mrs William : * look at me *

Mr William : If you are asking me for money... better forget it... besides you are just 19... you got a big bright future ahead... small fish... big fish... medium fish... you know... the whole world... is like a Window... you know... with a click... through Windows... you can access anywhere you like... girls are easy... dun worry....

Mrs William and daughter : * geleng kepala * both thinking... * is this your husband/father? *

is sky the limit... hehehehe... aiya... its just a scenario...

Future Scenario : My daughter and her problem...

One late night, my daughter walked to me and looked a bit confused:

Daughter : Pa... I want to ask you something...
Mr William : Sure, go ahead...

Daughter : Pa... you know... there is this guy...
Mr William : * alert * what did he do? Did he touch you? If he touch you... we make police report.... i chopped his *&^*%^%&#@#...

Daughter : *_* " ... No lar... acterrllyyy... when you and mom dating... who make the first move...
Mr William : Of coz your Mother lar...
Mrs William : Ooi... lu tak malu ka... teach your daughter have pride a bit lar!

Mr William : ok ok lar... actually... its me... its good for guys to make the first move... more gentle "man"...
Daughter : ok... So i should wait for him to make the approach...

Mr William : Aiya... daughter.... you are still young... only 19 years old... got many chance... big fish... small fish... but bigger fish better lar... why jump into the "con" - clusion so fast... study and steady with your life first....
Mrs William : * nodded approvingly *...

Mr William : But...
Mrs William : Oi! you are not going into something else right?

Mr William : Aiya... dun worry lar... i am just teaching our daughter here something on reality of courtship... daughter... you see... when you date... you spend money... if you get a poor guy... you paid everything... if you get a rich guy... you dun pay everything... so your life is easier...
Daughter : So, Ma marry you because you are rich?

Mrs William : No, he was stupid!
Mr William : Eh... dun lar tarnish my image... give me some chance lar...

Mrs William : * dun bother... goes into the kitchen... No eye see *
Daughter : hehehehe...

is sky the limit... fiction... fiction... fiction...