Saturday, August 25, 2007

Future Scenario : Uncle Ah Beer... and my son...

One day, old man Abeer visited his old friend old man William at his house:

OM Abeer : Oi... lanciao... i come oredy...
OM William : Oi... got kids here... next time i come... i call you muther farker bengali tiger..

OM Abeer : Oi... got kids also...
OM William : Hehehehehe... Have a sit... i bring you some tea... Oi woman... bring some tea out...

Junior William : Uncle Arr Beerr..
OM Abeer : good boy ... good boy...

Junior William (10+ kid) : My teacher ask me what i want to be when i grow up... Can you give some tips?
OM Abeer : Ok... you can be an Information Technology Analyst, Network Specialist, Neural Network Engineer, System Artificial Intelligence Disseminating Data Pipelines Engineer, Viral and Disinfection for Operating System Designer, Or maybe you can be a Data Analysis For Wireless Mobility on Super High Band Transfer... You can choose one... Or maybe... High Intricate Continuum Data and Visual Web Designer using Super Flash 2010 Macromedia...

Junior William and OM William : * look fark at him *...
OM William : Just write SAP ABAP down there, son...

is sky the limit... hell no!

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