One day, Jnr came home from school and when he sees his dad at the living room enjoying his coffee:
Jnr William : Hi pa... what the fark?! how's your farking day?
Mr William : * spit coffee out * You! You stand there... who taught to say that har? Got no other proper greetings to greet your old man iszit har?... your mom feed you so big like a blardy pig... no respect at all har...you char siew iszit?... i spent so much marny and bali to bring you to this world to be a good man... now you come home... greet your old man like that? you tell me...
Then old man Abeer walks in:
Mr Abeer : Hey man... what the fark?! how's your farking day?
Mr William : *___________________* "
Don't laugh... this is just a fiction of my future perception when i have a kid...
is sky the limit... no idea... no idea... i don't want to talk anymore...
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