Future Scenario : My Son and His problem...

One night, my son walked to me and looked a bit confused:

Son : Hey dad, wanna go for a drink?

Mr William : Beer or just teh tarik?

Mrs William : Oi...

Daughter : Yeah lar! Never ask me also..

Mrs William : Daughter, you don't listen to your father...

Daughter : :P

Mr William : Ok, wat's up son?

Son : You know... when you and mom dating... how do you do it? Can share a bit ar?

Mr William : Ok... on the first day you treat her dinner and movie... also remember flowers... don't be kiamsiap... girls loves all this... so you must be gentle man ok... don't rush things...

Mrs William : * Nodded approvingly with the advice *

Mr William : But...

Mrs William : * look at me *

Mr William : If you are asking me for money... better forget it... besides you are just 19... you got a big bright future ahead... small fish... big fish... medium fish... you know... the whole world... is like a Window... you know... with a click... through Windows... you can access anywhere you like... girls are easy... dun worry....

Mrs William and daughter : * geleng kepala * both thinking... * is this your husband/father? *

is sky the limit... hehehehe... aiya... its just a scenario...