One late night, my daughter walked to me and looked a bit confused:
Daughter : Pa... I want to ask you something...
Mr William : Sure, go ahead...
Daughter : Pa... you know... there is this guy...
Mr William : * alert * what did he do? Did he touch you? If he touch you... we make police report.... i chopped his *&^*%^%&#@#...
Daughter : *_* " ... No lar... acterrllyyy... when you and mom dating... who make the first move...
Mr William : Of coz your Mother lar...
Mrs William : Ooi... lu tak malu ka... teach your daughter have pride a bit lar!
Mr William : ok ok lar... actually... its me... its good for guys to make the first move... more gentle "man"...
Daughter : ok... So i should wait for him to make the approach...
Mr William : Aiya... daughter.... you are still young... only 19 years old... got many chance... big fish... small fish... but bigger fish better lar... why jump into the "con" - clusion so fast... study and steady with your life first....
Mrs William : * nodded approvingly *...
Mr William : But...
Mrs William : Oi! you are not going into something else right?
Mr William : Aiya... dun worry lar... i am just teaching our daughter here something on reality of courtship... daughter... you see... when you date... you spend money... if you get a poor guy... you paid everything... if you get a rich guy... you dun pay everything... so your life is easier...
Daughter : So, Ma marry you because you are rich?
Mrs William : No, he was stupid!
Mr William : Eh... dun lar tarnish my image... give me some chance lar...
Mrs William : * dun bother... goes into the kitchen... No eye see *
Daughter : hehehehe...
is sky the limit... fiction... fiction... fiction...
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