Future Scenario : Pay day... and family

One day, Mr William gotten his pay for the month:

Mrs William : Hubby... where is my monthly allowance for grocery? I need to pay TNB bill, Water bill, TMBill, and etc...

Mr William : * promptly took out cash from wallet *... ok... what do i get?

Mrs William : * Kiss his husband *... smooch...

Mr William : hehehehe...

Daughter : Pa... what about me for this month...

Mr William : Let me see your report card first and an interview...

Daughter : Har? Dun wan lar...

Mr William : No... Cannot... No interview, No report card... no money...

Daughter : * Die Die Breath Breath take report card *...

Mr William : * Analyze the report card *... hmmm... BM got B, English A, Maths B, Geography B... who overall, you got 8 in the class... ok lar... i give RM50...

Daughter : Yeah...

Mr William : Wait... Woman... any komplen about your daughter...

Mrs William : She spent too much already on her wardrobe last month...

Mr William : Ok... tolak RM20... the rest will be sufficient...

Daughter : Argvhhhhh!!! where got enough.... I want to go c movie... go buy stationery also not enough lar... some more got mobile phone...

Mr William : You know ar... when your I was your age... your grandpa give me RM1 only... take it or leave it...

Daughter : * Die Die Breath Breath walk away *...

Son : Pa... * trembling a bit * can i have my monthly allowance... * and holding up his report card and also praying hard so that he won't end up like his sister *

Mr William : Hmmm... BM got B, English A, Maths A, Science B, Geography C... Eh, why Geography C?

Son : ...

Mr William : Study hard you know... otherwise... how you are going to get into a nice university... * looks at the report card again * ... hmmm... overall you get an 8 in the class like your sister... Ok lar... RM45...

Son : ok...

Mr William : Hold on... oi... woman... got any komplen about your son?

Mrs William : He has not clean his room... played too much PS9... talk too much over the phone... play online games too much... haiya... komplen too much oredy... no eye see!

Mr William and his son looked at each other...

Mr William : Any last words before I make my last decision on your monthly allowance...

Son : I love you pa... please pa... I love you pa... please don't cut my monthly allowance...

Mr William : ok ok ... heheheheh... if you don't study hard some more... not only i will cut your monthly allowance... i will also sent you to Uncle Porky Weng!

Daughter : Oi! Not fair! Not fair!

ooh yeah... Though I don't have kids yet but I am not a cruel dad. However, i fear that i will pamper my kids too much!

is sky the limit... i am not that cruel!

Future Scenario : Mr William teaching son on swearing...

One day, Jnr came home from school and when he sees his dad at the living room enjoying his coffee:

Jnr William : Hi pa... what the fark?! how's your farking day?

Mr William : * spit coffee out * You! You stand there... who taught to say that har? Got no other proper greetings to greet your old man iszit har?... your mom feed you so big like a blardy pig... no respect at all har...you char siew iszit?... i spent so much marny and bali to bring you to this world to be a good man... now you come home... greet your old man like that? you tell me...

Then old man Abeer walks in:

Mr Abeer : Hey man... what the fark?! how's your farking day?

Mr William : *___________________* "

Don't laugh... this is just a fiction of my future perception when i have a kid...

is sky the limit... no idea... no idea... i don't want to talk anymore...

Future Scenario : My wife saw something...

One night, Mrs and Mr William get ready to go to bed:

Mrs William : Dear, you know... today morning after Jnr gone to school... i found something in his drawer...

Mr William : Wah... you go peeping at your own son's things? Eh privacy leh... you shouldn't do that... what if your son found out and gets angry...

Mrs William : No lar... he won't... you listen first...

Mr William : Ok ok... what is it then?

Mrs William : I found stash of magazines...

Mr William : Magazine only mar...

Mrs William : No lar... you listen first ok... its those humsup magazine... you know...

Mr William : Aiya... humsup magazine only mar... what's the big deal...

Mrs William : * Pulled her husband ears * Its more than that... got DVDs somemore...

Mr William : Wah! That kid... I shared with him magazines... he got DVDs also no share share with me... i talk to him tomorrow about sharing and caring! Ok go to sleep... ZZZZZZZZZZ...

Mrs William : *____________* "

is sky the limit... we share we care... don't be so humsup!

Future Scenario : Uncle Ah Beer... and my son...

One day, old man Abeer visited his old friend old man William at his house:

OM Abeer : Oi... lanciao... i come oredy...

OM William : Oi... got kids here... next time i come... i call you muther farker bengali tiger..

OM Abeer : Oi... got kids also...

OM William : Hehehehehe... Have a sit... i bring you some tea... Oi woman... bring some tea out...

Junior William : Uncle Arr Beerr..

OM Abeer : good boy ... good boy...

Junior William (10+ kid) : My teacher ask me what i want to be when i grow up... Can you give some tips?

OM Abeer : Ok... you can be an Information Technology Analyst, Network Specialist, Neural Network Engineer, System Artificial Intelligence Disseminating Data Pipelines Engineer, Viral and Disinfection for Operating System Designer, Or maybe you can be a Data Analysis For Wireless Mobility on Super High Band Transfer... You can choose one... Or maybe... High Intricate Continuum Data and Visual Web Designer using Super Flash 2010 Macromedia...

Junior William and OM William : * look fark at him *...

OM William : Just write SAP ABAP down there, son...

is sky the limit... hell no!

Future Scenario : Son and his grade...

One day, Mrs William informed her husband that his son's grade are falling and better do something:

Mr William : * knock on the door * Oi... open the door...

Son : What do you want?

Mr William : Open this damn door or i use parang and bring this door down... you got five minutes or else...

Son : * Die die breath breath open the door *...

Mr William : show me your report card...

Son : Nah... * give the old man report tulan-ly *

Mr William : hmmm... English fark... Maths fark... Geography fark... BM fark... Science fark... History fark...

Son : * look steady only *

Mr William : Tulan you! What the hell do you want to do with this tulan results?

Son : What do you think?

Mr William : I am asking you! You don't waste my money feeding you growing up and becoming nothing. You fix this result of yours or you becoming mechanic or vegetable sellers...

Son : So what!... Ah Pek Chang and Uncle Koh also mechanic and vegetable seller... some more Uncle Porky Weng selling pork ... all of them driving Marcili or BM...

Mr William : * blood pressure shot up * Oi... you dun talk to your old man like that ok... I want you to have a good education... so you get a good degree... then what do you want to do... with all this fark grades?

Son : Dunno... maybe sell pork...

Mr William : Tulan you! I ask your ma-ther to talk to you... Oi... lady... you talk to your son... i can't talk to him... tulan with him!

Mrs William : Son, you come down...

Son : * die die breath breath come down * what do you want ma?

Mrs William : so you want to be a pork seller?

Son : yeah...

Mrs William : OK, this is a chopper and this is a pork...

Son : ee yer... so geli... what are all this lar... dun wan to touch lar...

Mrs William : but pork seller chop all this mar... go chop and mince everything for me to cook...

Son : No lar... you do it lar... so disgusting... ee yer... what is that?! Why still got blood wan... some more stinks...

Mrs William : so do still you want to be a pork seller...?

Son : No...

Mr William : No? Give up already? But you want to be a pork seller... I have called Uncle Porky Weng that you are going to his pig sty next week to be an apprentice.

Son : * Look scared and starred at both parents *...

Mrs William : Wah hubby... so fast... Uncle Porky Weng willing ar?

Mr William : Aiya... with his pariah grades... No Problem lar... somemore the pig sty is full of shit and smelly... will be a good learning point... he go to pig sty... can save my money for something else... no need to pay for his study fees... Imagine dear... you son working in a pig sty... you can get pork every day... then i can also invite Abeer come over for char siew and yum sing!

Son : * Begins to freak out *

Mr William : * Whips out his ultra terror mobile phone * Ah Weng ar... my son... confirm ledi... his coming tomorrow... aiya... the early the better mar... got so many pigs to potong... I am sure you find him handy...

Son : Ok ok... i get your point... i will fix my grades...

Mrs William : * Take hold of the chopper and pointed at him * You better make sure you study well or you will end up like this pork over here! Do you understand?

Son : * gulp *... ok ok...

Mr William : Dun play play...

This is just a scenario. I still don't have kids yet. IF THIS really happen, I am sure its not going to be some pork selling or selling vegetable stories for my junior. It will be worse!

is sky the limit... aiya pa... sell pork also can get rich mar...

Future Scenario : Daughter, Mom and shopping...

One day, Mr William and his family went on a shopping spree. In one boutique, his daughter found a beautiful dress...

Daughter : Wah ma, this dress is beautiful... black color too... the design very kinky...

Mrs William : hmmm... not bad... you wanna give it a try?

Daughter : yeah... yeah...

Mr William : wait... hold on... let me do QA first...

Daughter : Aiya pa... don't be troublesome lar...

Mr William : * took it from her * ... bareback... front plunging V-line... dress above the knee length... some more spaghetti strap... satu kali gunting dah jatuh.... kennot!!

Daughter : Ma!!!!

Mrs William : * snatch from the old man * Go try it...

Mr William : Plus its RM 200... ooi!

Mrs William : You go stand outside the store and jaga the shopping bags...

Mr William : * grumbling ... muttering *... * whips out his ultra terror mobile phone * oii... old ah pek Abeer... go yum char...

is sky the limit... hehehehe...

My desire specification for my new car...

After driving around KL for almost 3 year and more, I am going to buy a big car with a little bit of sweet and wonderful modification:

1. A vehicle that is mammoth so it looks scary from very far.

This is especially for those who thinks they drive big Mercs or big BMWs can bully me. So with my real large mammoth vehicle : Dare me!

2. A vehicle that is mammoth with 8 additional spotlight; 4 at the front and 4 at the back and one very large extra high beam like Jedi's light saber on top of my car.

This is especially for farkers who loves to drives so fast and shoot people with their bright lights from far away; i think they are rushing for reincarnation. So, my additional 4 + 1 spot light sabers will do honor for this assholes.

3. A vehicle that is mammoth which all of its 4 big wheels having triple level multi rotation side spikes.

This is especially for farkers who loves to overtake me so near as though I am related to them. So, a press of a button to activate those spikes, they will go drive far far away.

4. A vehicle that is mammoth with a very loud horn; most probably those eight wheelers loud blarring horn.

This is especially for farkers who horn for no reasons at me. Thus, this heavenly horn will be a real wake up call for retaliation.

Yes, that will be my resolution for driving in KL.

is sky the limit... rumbling and rumbling...

Future Scenario : My Son and His problem...

One night, my son walked to me and looked a bit confused:

Son : Hey dad, wanna go for a drink?

Mr William : Beer or just teh tarik?

Mrs William : Oi...

Daughter : Yeah lar! Never ask me also..

Mrs William : Daughter, you don't listen to your father...

Daughter : :P

Mr William : Ok, wat's up son?

Son : You know... when you and mom dating... how do you do it? Can share a bit ar?

Mr William : Ok... on the first day you treat her dinner and movie... also remember flowers... don't be kiamsiap... girls loves all this... so you must be gentle man ok... don't rush things...

Mrs William : * Nodded approvingly with the advice *

Mr William : But...

Mrs William : * look at me *

Mr William : If you are asking me for money... better forget it... besides you are just 19... you got a big bright future ahead... small fish... big fish... medium fish... you know... the whole world... is like a Window... you know... with a click... through Windows... you can access anywhere you like... girls are easy... dun worry....

Mrs William and daughter : * geleng kepala * both thinking... * is this your husband/father? *

is sky the limit... hehehehe... aiya... its just a scenario...

Future Scenario : My daughter and her problem...

One late night, my daughter walked to me and looked a bit confused:

Daughter : Pa... I want to ask you something...

Mr William : Sure, go ahead...

Daughter : Pa... you know... there is this guy...

Mr William : * alert * what did he do? Did he touch you? If he touch you... we make police report.... i chopped his *&^*%^%&#@#...

Daughter : *_* " ... No lar... acterrllyyy... when you and mom dating... who make the first move...

Mr William : Of coz your Mother lar...

Mrs William : Ooi... lu tak malu ka... teach your daughter have pride a bit lar!

Mr William : ok ok lar... actually... its me... its good for guys to make the first move... more gentle "man"...

Daughter : ok... So i should wait for him to make the approach...

Mr William : Aiya... daughter.... you are still young... only 19 years old... got many chance... big fish... small fish... but bigger fish better lar... why jump into the "con" - clusion so fast... study and steady with your life first....

Mrs William : * nodded approvingly *...

Mr William : But...

Mrs William : Oi! you are not going into something else right?

Mr William : Aiya... dun worry lar... i am just teaching our daughter here something on reality of courtship... daughter... you see... when you date... you spend money... if you get a poor guy... you paid everything... if you get a rich guy... you dun pay everything... so your life is easier...

Daughter : So, Ma marry you because you are rich?

Mrs William : No, he was stupid!

Mr William : Eh... dun lar tarnish my image... give me some chance lar...

Mrs William : * dun bother... goes into the kitchen... No eye see *

Daughter : hehehehe...

is sky the limit... fiction... fiction... fiction...

The new vessel

Here's some of the pictures of the new vessel I'm using now:

Dell has arrived.

Knocking on my door, the delivery man smiled at me.

"Your freshly baked and oven Dell is here."

I said thank you and he shoved me a bill. "Sign here and you can enjoy your Dell."

I signed and he left. Both happy with their duty.

Unfortunately, I'm still from faraway to look at my Dell which is being enjoy by my padawan right at this moment. I can't wait to go home and touch my slice of pizza.

"Yummy!"



With such a spec:
Intel Core(TM)2 Duo
1.5 GHz, 2MB Cache, 667 MHz FSB
Genuine Windows Vista(TM) Home - Aero experience
2GB DDR2 SDRAM
... etc...

Yippieee! Internet connection...

It's Sunday and it is moving very slow. My mouth stinks because i have not brush my mouth yet, my hair is messy; my face is still blur, not wash yet; and i am very hungry. Early in the morning i had managed to get Internet connection. So what do you expect?

Mr William: * boots up the notebook *...

Toshiba: * beeps and blink *

Mr William: * touch his face for a while to measure how thick his stubs are *

Toshiba: * beeps and beeps *

Mr William: * blurly logs in and wait for it to open the Windows *

Toshiba: * waiting for owner to tell him the access authority *

Mr William: * switch on the wireless device *

Toshiba: * waiting for next action *

Mr William: * refresh the device and waits *

Toshiba: * scanning available wireless Internet connection *

Toshiba: * blink - found two available *

Mr William: * ok... lets try this one *

Toshiba: * connected! *

Mr William: Eh, betul ka?!

Mr William: * Tries MSN Messenger *

MSN Messenger: * Goes online *

Mr William: Yipppieeee!!!!

Mr William: Tells whole wide world... * starts SMS-ing everyone *

is sky the limit... the power of Internet Connection!

Harry Potter!

My wife is great big fan of harry potter. She had the whole collection of it and even watch HP movies many times. Sometimes before one new book or new movie comes out.

Mr William: Harry Potter coming out already wor... you not watching first episode and follow up until the new one?

Mrs William: yeah... yeah... so dun kacau me this week ok?

Mr William: ok... i won't call you to makan, i won't ask you to cuci your baju, i go shopping i won't call you, i go for movies i won't call you, i go holiday you can stay at home... ok?

Mrs William: -_-"... *whack!*

Mr William: ok ok... hehehehe... ok ok...

This is always the case when Harry Potter's book or movie comes out. She will spend one week's time to read everything back plus watching the movie. Thus, its like the world gone crazy with every communication lines has exploded rendered communication hold up!

Now i am happy that Harry Potter has come to an end. I wonder what will be the next major coming up on books and movies...

is sky the limit... harry potter and the restless gangs!

Stepping stone

It can be fascinating when time come suddenly you felt you could afford many things when you thought you have none.

Soon, the new system will arrive for the co-author of "Is Sky The Limit". In the meantime, he is waiting anxiously to try on the new system.