With the absence of the main author, the co-author decided to spend a few "miserable" minutes to log in and wish everyone and whoever believe in chinese new year a very "HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!"
He again, went to the top of the world and took out a loud speaker and said it out loud.
"Hear me everyone on the Earth, I would like to wish everyone a prosperous and fillfullness of golden HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR and a great wealth and health of 2007!"
[Applauses from the audience far below and soon they walked away shopping, talking to family members and loved ones.]
He looked at his loud speaker and looked at the surrounding areas. Well, people are always selfish, they want fame, wealth and happiness all to themselves. This is undeniable even to the wisest people on Earth. No offense but try look at the world today. :-) Though of the week... He climbed down and went to his chinese new year dinner. Shark fins and abalone dishes. Yummy!
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
Friday, February 23, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
Hijack Queen says, "The plus point of getting married is 'LICENSE TO SCREW'"...
License to screw. yeah i definitely agree with what she says. After all, if marriage does not involve the horizontal refreshment or sex it doesn't make any sense out of it. However, here comes the best part after you (the men) obtain that license to screw.
01. You are bound by terms and agreement to provide household income to the said party, your wife.
02. You are to listen, not hearing, to your wife to whatever she speaks.
03. You are to bring her for a holiday at least once a year.
04. You are to provide pocket money to your kids i.e. if you are ready to manufacture one but it comes with the license.
05. You are to keep quiet for whatever and however your wife prepare the food otherwise it is eating outside.
06. You are to remember her birthday every year and to provide gifts of certain amount of money.
07. You are to remember the license date of issuance (anniversary).
08. You are to obey her commands be it tough, sticky or painful. She knows what is best for you.
09. You are to come home early or no later than 12:00 midnight.
10. You can visit your parents but you are not subjected to bring her along if she is busy or don't want to go along.
11. This last line can be updated by your spouse at any time.
12. Failing to comply the above risks revoking your license to screw.
For the women:
01. You have every right to amend the men's term and condition above.
is sky the limit... license to screw...
8:14pm, hungry, working, skiing, big lake, resort...
It has been two months after this blog had proceed with its last episode but i am still fully logged with my current project. Yet, today my project is about to finish and only find time to do blogging. Now i am blogging but i am still at the project site. Its 8:14pm and can anyone, please anyone out there, go buy something for me to eat? I am so hungry and tired. Yet, I still here.
Working environment here is good. My room is overlooking a big lake and there is a resort with boats and people skiing and performing stunts. Lunch time, its like going to a mall's food court and the lobby is almost similar to a hotel despite its not 5 star rating but its also one of the big building beside the highway, BESRAYA from Sungai Besi. Apart from that, employees can take a barge to the resort's mall for shopping. Perhaps after a movie then only back to office and continue slogging over the notebook, desktop, tablet or whatever they prefer to do their work.
I think my blog will take more than one year to finish this last episode. I hope not.
Anyway, whatever it is, my office room is overlooking a big lake, there is a barge that takes employee from this company to the resort's shopping mall, company's canteen similar to a mall's food court, people skiing, beautiful office ladies, and one guy call Therry to make my life happy and crazy!
is sky the limit... work, hungry, mall, skiing, 8:14pm...
Whenever you tell someone... make sure he listens... not just hearing....
The difference between hearing and listening is the latter one being hearing and understanding what is being said by other party. Listening is important not only in working but also in our social life especially when you are listening to your wife or girlfriend talking about their daily activities. However, recently i had a friend who keep on saying 'I just don't know' even though the whole group of us told him the answer.
Ah Chong : I just don't know why this won't work...
Ah Lee : Its because the ... (something ... something ...).
Ah Chong : I just don't know...
Ah Mad : Aiya... its because the... (something... something... ).
Ah Chong : I still just don't understand....
Ah Chai : Ayo... its the....
Ah Chong : I still can't...
Me : OOI! people tell you many times the same answer you still don't undestand... you listening to people or not?!.
Ah Lee, Ah Chai and Ah Mad : Yeah Lar!.
is sky the limit... are you really listening?
Saturday, January 27, 2007
New blog at sea
I recently uploaded a new blog admist the raining season fell upon Johor.
Those interested please goto: curseofblackmoon.blogspot.com
This blog consist of multiple authors known as the crew. Please feel free to entertain yourself. Thank you.
Those interested please goto: curseofblackmoon.blogspot.com
This blog consist of multiple authors known as the crew. Please feel free to entertain yourself. Thank you.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Blood Anomality
Also known as Leukemia or Leukaemia, is a cancer of the blood or bone marrow.
Excerpt and more information from : Wikipedia.com
It's indeed a sad story and news to be heard from a close friend of mine that her auntie has confirmed to obtain this disease called Acute Leukemia.
Let us all pray with strength and might that her auntie will be able to combat this dillemma. It's a sad 2007 to her it seems...
- Life is fragile...
Excerpt and more information from : Wikipedia.com
It's indeed a sad story and news to be heard from a close friend of mine that her auntie has confirmed to obtain this disease called Acute Leukemia.
Let us all pray with strength and might that her auntie will be able to combat this dillemma. It's a sad 2007 to her it seems...
- Life is fragile...
Friday, January 12, 2007
Oi... Bugger! Where are you?
It has been a while i last talk to friends since my move to Phileo Damansara.
Friend 1 : Hey, long time no see... how are you? Where are you now?
Me : Like that lar... fine and as usual lar... Phileo D'sara
Friend 2 : Oi, bugger... where the hell are you? You sill owe me a cup of teh tarik? Bila mau belanja? Dah pergi sana pun tak bagi tau...
Me : Dun worry lar... you come visit me... i sure buy you minum wan...
Friend 3 : Eh... X went to Singapore liao... where are you now?
Me : I just migrated from Amcorp Tower to Phileo D'sara... the migration was smooth...
Friend 4 : Oh.. skrang dah kaya lar... dah tukar kerja pun tak bagitau? Salary ok ar?
Me : Boleh tahan lar... boleh bayar bini and hutang ah long PTPTN dah cukup...
Brother : Ah Kor... i got straight As for PMR... since your pay is higher now... i can get reward right? kekeke...
Me : ok, how much you want? *_*""" (Being the eldest is the hardest)
is sky the limit... yes, i migrated, moved, went, gone... to Phileo D'sara...
Friend 1 : Hey, long time no see... how are you? Where are you now?
Me : Like that lar... fine and as usual lar... Phileo D'sara
Friend 2 : Oi, bugger... where the hell are you? You sill owe me a cup of teh tarik? Bila mau belanja? Dah pergi sana pun tak bagi tau...
Me : Dun worry lar... you come visit me... i sure buy you minum wan...
Friend 3 : Eh... X went to Singapore liao... where are you now?
Me : I just migrated from Amcorp Tower to Phileo D'sara... the migration was smooth...
Friend 4 : Oh.. skrang dah kaya lar... dah tukar kerja pun tak bagitau? Salary ok ar?
Me : Boleh tahan lar... boleh bayar bini and hutang ah long PTPTN dah cukup...
Brother : Ah Kor... i got straight As for PMR... since your pay is higher now... i can get reward right? kekeke...
Me : ok, how much you want? *_*""" (Being the eldest is the hardest)
is sky the limit... yes, i migrated, moved, went, gone... to Phileo D'sara...
The curiousity from co-author.
[With loud speaker and microphone, I stood high and in the sky talking to the citizen of the Earth.]
First of all, a very good year for everyone, and thanks again for the original author to invite me into this project. Well, I hope to put more interesting stories and facts to this blog, nevertheless making my posts as simpler as possible not to confuse the readers or passer-by.
For anyone knowledge, my new semester or new year have started anew and afresh with new lecturers for my subjects and new perspective towards life, friends, works and girlfriend. Ho! Ho! And my girlfriend (who knows I'm lying anyway) has started talking about this.. ... .. and that... ... ... Not long ago, this cat who knew how to fly.. .. .. and then this man called smallville, he couldn't get a girlfriend due to... .. ...
[People starting to look weird.] "Well, wat the h--- you mumbling and talking about?", some whispered.
[People started talking to each other.]
[I started to sound uneasy with my microphone.] Eh, in anyway, people, hope you all have a good year in 2007! and let the guy named prosperity with you!
[People already ignoring him and talking to each other while some left the scene and moved on with their life.]
[I stepped down from the sky and looked up. Well, everyone have a 15 minutes of fame anyway!]
I walked away, kicking a small stone on pavement and glanced around the neighbourhood. A cyclist passed by, a kid clinging on to his mum and a couple screening through the video shop. Well, life as usual for 2007.
-Enjoy your life! Happy 2007!
First of all, a very good year for everyone, and thanks again for the original author to invite me into this project. Well, I hope to put more interesting stories and facts to this blog, nevertheless making my posts as simpler as possible not to confuse the readers or passer-by.
For anyone knowledge, my new semester or new year have started anew and afresh with new lecturers for my subjects and new perspective towards life, friends, works and girlfriend. Ho! Ho! And my girlfriend (who knows I'm lying anyway) has started talking about this.. ... .. and that... ... ... Not long ago, this cat who knew how to fly.. .. .. and then this man called smallville, he couldn't get a girlfriend due to... .. ...
[People starting to look weird.] "Well, wat the h--- you mumbling and talking about?", some whispered.
[People started talking to each other.]
[I started to sound uneasy with my microphone.] Eh, in anyway, people, hope you all have a good year in 2007! and let the guy named prosperity with you!
[People already ignoring him and talking to each other while some left the scene and moved on with their life.]
[I stepped down from the sky and looked up. Well, everyone have a 15 minutes of fame anyway!]
I walked away, kicking a small stone on pavement and glanced around the neighbourhood. A cyclist passed by, a kid clinging on to his mum and a couple screening through the video shop. Well, life as usual for 2007.
-Enjoy your life! Happy 2007!
2007 and a late upgrade as i originally intended...
Dear all ISTL readers,
It has been 12 days since the new year walked in and two major events had happened, a major cable damage due to earthquake and the on-going flood down south of Malaysia. Is Sky The Limit : Episode 3 was due start on the first of January 2007 but a few things got it on hold. The major breakdown and also partly my busy schedule of working in projects. I am now based in Phileo Damansara.
So here you are the latest episode of Is Sky The Limit : Episode 3. As usual you will have Crude Hasting to accompany while i am away working with my projects. Hope you all readers out there will continue to support this final episode of Is Sky The Limit until its end stage.
From
William Wilstroth
Is Sky The Limit : Episode 3 (Final)
is sky the limit... 2007 Cowabunga!
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