Friday, February 09, 2007

Hijack Queen says, "The plus point of getting married is 'LICENSE TO SCREW'"...

License to screw. yeah i definitely agree with what she says. After all, if marriage does not involve the horizontal refreshment or sex it doesn't make any sense out of it. However, here comes the best part after you (the men) obtain that license to screw.

01. You are bound by terms and agreement to provide household income to the said party, your wife.
02. You are to listen, not hearing, to your wife to whatever she speaks.
03. You are to bring her for a holiday at least once a year.
04. You are to provide pocket money to your kids i.e. if you are ready to manufacture one but it comes with the license.
05. You are to keep quiet for whatever and however your wife prepare the food otherwise it is eating outside.
06. You are to remember her birthday every year and to provide gifts of certain amount of money.
07. You are to remember the license date of issuance (anniversary).
08. You are to obey her commands be it tough, sticky or painful. She knows what is best for you.
09. You are to come home early or no later than 12:00 midnight.
10. You can visit your parents but you are not subjected to bring her along if she is busy or don't want to go along.
11. This last line can be updated by your spouse at any time.
12. Failing to comply the above risks revoking your license to screw.

For the women:
01. You have every right to amend the men's term and condition above.

is sky the limit... license to screw...

4 comments:

Unpredictable Mortal said...

Alrighty babe, you've been tagged... too bad... check out my blog to see what you need to do!!!

Hijackqueen said...

In your next life, choose to be a women!!!! Woohoo!

Congratulation to you too.

william wilstroth said...

unpredictable mortal - wow... hahahaha...

hijackqueen - thanks... thanks... err... choose to be women in my next life... let me reconsider this carefully... before i make any decision...

earl-ku said...

hahahahha

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