Future Scenario : Hungry... Anything to eat?

One day, Mr William came home from work and very hungry.

Mr William : Oi woman... anything to eat? I am hungry.

Mrs William : Is that the right way to greet me when you are back from work? You want me to hit you with this spatula?

Mr William : Hai! Mrs William... I am back from work... Anything to eat? Me hungry...

Mrs William : That's better... wait for another half an hour... go bath first...

Mr William : (stomach growling)... err darling got anything like tidbits to fill up first?

Mrs William : No, do not touch anything until i say so...

Mr William : Ayo... I am starving... starving... malnourish... abuse... famish... slavery... i need water... i need food... i am getting weaker... help... help... feed me... complaint... help... help... abuse... husband abuse... abuse... no food... no water... help...

Mrs William : * wifes transform to 300 *

Mr William : hai... hai... hehehehe... yes yes...

Never mess with your wifes in the kitchen... But its just future scenario, maybe my wife won't transform... or maybe she will transform into something else... just thinking... just thinking... just thinking...

is sky the limit... hungry ar... cook your own food! don't complain!

Future Scenario : My daughter wants a dog...

One day in the garden, Mr William was relaxing by the bench enjoying a glass of Mrs. William's teh tarik (editor : pssst... pssst.... he made it himself... don't tell anyone... Mrs William is bengang-ing with him) when his daughter walks to talk to him.

Daughter (age 12+) : Daddy... daddy...

Mr William : Yes darling...

Daughter : You know... Sara... has a cute little puppy...

Mr William : ok...

Daughter : Can I have one?

Mr William : Err... err... that is one very good question... have you asked your mother?

Daughter : No, I'm afraid she won't allowed pets in the house...

Mr William : (Phew...) Do you really need one? You got lots of toys in the house to keep you accompany... what about your little brother?

Daughter : No... please daddy i want one...

Mrs William : Eh hubby... can i have a tortoise?

Son : Dad can i have a doberman... Jack got one... and its cool...

Mr William : Aduh... headache... eh you all got nothing to do in the house is it?

* Walks over to the hi-tech flat screen television and setup the screensaver with animated animals *

Mr William : See... now you all got fish swimming in the television. They will be all your pets.

Daughter : (Tears flowing... ) Arghhh! Bad dadddyyyyy!

Son : You are sooo uncool...

Mrs William : Grrr... one day i will strangle you...

Well, its just a future scenario with my kids but I better brace myself for the worse because my wife is a pet lover.

is sky the limit... dogs, fish, tortoise, hamster... just download digital pets will do!

Twisted Thoughts : Something is wrong again Part 2

Oh great! Last time was alone in the lonely world. this time i am invisible to the world. He really needs to fix his system on me. You walk along the highway. Cars were moving so fast. You see people talking in the car. Some singing to the tune of whatever their listening in there. Some talking or seems to be scolding their kids. Some digging their nose as they drove. Some couples were quiet and some were talking among themselves. You had walked nearly for half an hour now. Thirsty and hungry and you wish for food. Luckily, you had reach a rest house. You walked into it. Nobody seems to notice you entering. You walk towards the bakery section to get a bun or something. There are spagehettis, beef casseroles, fried rice, hot dogs, burgers and so on. They looked so delicious. You took one plate of spaghetti. Your action had freezed the whole environment. "Oops... now what?" you looked around for the cause of it. You put down the plate. The environment immediately resumes back to normal. "Wow..." and you tried again. You freezed the whole environment again. You put it down again. It resumes normal again. "cool..." you said to yourself.


Then you take a forkful of spaghetti and put into your mouth and the world resumes back. "Wow... " as you continued eating your spaghetti. So what had happened? Now that you had finished your spaghetti and looked around the environment to wonder when will it stop again. YOu put the plate down and the whole environment stopped again. "Ok, now i have finished where do i put my plate?" you asked your question to the environment. You lifted the plate up and the world resumed back. You put down again and it stopped again. "Just put the plate and put your hand away", said a voice behind you. You turned around. "Its you!" and you were so grateful to see him. "You are invicible now and any objects that you touch, the system will capture that event and assign it to your variable and reorganize the world's daily event of happenings. Because you are not part of the system, the system will stop to capture and reinitiate so you won't cause ghostly scenario to the current running world." You looked blanked at him. "I figured you don't understand right?" You nodded. "Alright, simply the system will initiate a stop so whatever you touch or you do won't interfere with the current running world. Do you Understand?" he asked you again.

You nodded. "Its just two months and don't be naughty ok? Oh look... isn't she beautiful" You turned to look at the girl. She winked at Him. "But hey, can you guys speed up a bit?" and He was no longer standing beside you. Feeling of lonely and do not know what to do. Its hard to choose whether to be alone in the world or invicible to the world. Realizing the fact that you are invicible now and two months is not long thus you just had to go about it, "We shall have fun then. Let us begin the fun!"


is sky the limit... the fun has just started...

Twisted Thoughts : Something is wrong again Part 1

Author : Last year, i had a series of Twisted Thoughts stories running in my blog and one of them was a story about a man alone in the world. You can read it at the link below. So now, I am writing another sequel to this story. This time, that man will not be alone anymore. I believe when this sequel goes along i will try to inject more imaginative events and weird things that will happen to him. Yes, this sequel will be rated PG18 because of some events that he will be doing in it. Apart from that, this story also intend to make you think of question like what if or what will happen especially when you are in his position. I hope you enjoy reading this story with an open mind.

Let the story begin:

This few weeks you had that feeling of loneliness again. That was years ago when you had that kind of real experience of you feeling lonely in the world. It was hard to imagine when everyone disappeared over night. Today you get that kind of feeling again and this time it is getting stronger. Everyday, your feeling is mustered with stronger feeling of lonesome. Is god going to stop the world again? Stopping the world to do some minor configuration or putting up new upgrades while you are not aware of it. Yet, it can be a nightmare if you are awake in the middle of the process.


The other day in the office, the computers seems slow and eveyone looks moody and kept to themselves. Your good friend who use to come around to talk to you had not been making his visit regularly. Your mind starts to play tricks and you loose focus on your work. Your monitor screens at times gave weird responses but the technicians seems useless in fixing it. Will there be another round of human disappearance?


This morning you had a bad cup of coffee or was it your taste has gone crazy. Now, you are seated at home in the evening and you were starring blankly at the television and also apparently oblivious to the whole environment. Funny, your wife had not ask you to come to the table for dinner. You felt dizzy. Your breathing became heavier every minute. You tried to stand up but your legs were getting heavier too. You slumped to the ground and fainted. You could not feel anything and the whole blackness envelopes your vision. Oh no, what is going on?


When you open your eyes again, you felt strange, hungry and energetic. You never felt your life was so free before or just this few weeks of feeling lonesome. You sat up and clear your eyes. The room was so white. The bed that you were lying on was white too. "Hi, we meet again." You turned around to find the voice. "I knew it. Its you!" You saw Him stood there. He was dressed in white. "Oh, aren't you happy to see me?" said Him. "Come on, the food taste bland, my wife not listening to me or totally ignore me, my computer is crazy and I thought i had a heart attack!" you looked at him in disbelief. He laughed and continued to assure that you are fine. "Absolutely, you are fine my son." You stood beside him. "So why am i here?" you asked with both hands flung up. He laughed again and this time louder. "My boy, your system is so sensitive and whenever we are up or down here make a little configuration you are bound to be affected by it" You looked even more bewildered at Him. "So meaning to say, I am ok and I can go back to my... what ever state it is?". He looked at you and paused for a moment. "The problem now is that you still can go back, we haven't finish our upgrade but... " he shooked his head. "Oh no... I am not going back there with no people around." He laughed again. "But you enjoyed it so much last time, you took whatever you wanted" he said. "Yet i did not even ask you to return it but keep it, isn't that good?" He started to walk towards a white wall. You followed him. "Good? What do you mean good? It was so lonely and alone in this world and i thought I was crazy!".


"Look, its just another two months ok?" he stopped at his way and pushed a white button. "I will need you to bear with it but, as i was saying just now, this time you won't be alone. See for yourself" He took hold of your arm and moved out of the white room. The highway was bustling with fast moving cars and an aeroplane flew past over you for landing at a nearby airport. "So i am back but what about it?" as you stumble beside Him. You nearly fell and hit a fast moving truck. "Arghhhh!" you screamed so loud. "Arghhhh!" you kept on screaming. "Are you done yet?" he was looking down at you. You looked baffled. You are still alive. "Oh my god!" you exclaimed. "Yes? I am here." He looked at you. You were touching your body all over. "I am still alive?!" you screamed again with disbelief. "Yes you are. Just a minor problem that you need to bear with it again." He said with his arms crossed. "You do not exist yet in this world. You are a walking variable that is not an entity yet currently. So in other words, My system has temporarily put you one side until they have finished with their programming then only restore you back." You are now so agitated and questioned your wife and son. "Oh, don't worry, your wife will remember you. Currently your wife is on an automated mode and she thinks you are on overseas business. By the way, i don't recall you have a son. Daughter perhaps?"


"Great now i am invisible to the world. What do i do now?" you stood and stared over the great horizon by the side of the highway. It overlooked a great city and looked very busy. "Well, for now, you can do whatever you want here. Just that nobody knows you are there. Have fun." You turned around to protest. "Just a minute. What do you mean have fun", he was not there anymore. There were no buttons or indicators to go back into the white room. You are now practically standing on one side of the highway.

is sky the limit... on the run from no where but here...

My Seductively Red color Sahny Elikson...

I've got a new phone. Its called Soh-ny Eh-lik-son K510I and it is serrr-duccc-tive-llyyyy red in color for your inforrr-ma-shion. I love it so farking much that every tom, dick and harry will die like mah fuh lat. Okay lar, my phone is equipped with the best of the breed kam-ma-ra. Jialat. Its only 1.3 megapixel. But I am so happy wor. So happy can die, you know. Who cares. My kam-ma-ra phone is also equipped with MMS and I can take pictures every time and any time i like. Alright... alright... enought of this... but I am happy with it. So here you are my great seductively red phone. Blow me away...

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oh yeah... its cool... thank you darling... i love you!

is sky the limit... my seductively red color sahny-elikson!

To A Good Friend!!

One fine evening, i woke up and found this!




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is sky the limit... I am so Kamm Tunnggg...

It's my wife's birthday... part 2

After finding the watch and the whole day...

Mrs William : You will do what i tell... I am the queen today!

Mr William : Yes, your highness...

Mrs William : Now, you go and make me two half boil eggs and one bacon!

Mr William : Yes, your highness...

After half an hour...

Mrs William : Oi, i say two half boil eggs wor...

Mr William : one RED hard boil and the other half boil mar... * wink wink * ... dun marah lar... just eat...

Then shopping...

Mrs William : Beautiful?

Mr William : * Gulp * Yes...

Mrs William : Buy!

Mr William : Yes, your highness...

While walking around...

Mrs William : Can carry so many shopping bags ar, darling?
Mr William : No problem... no problem... you go on...

Mrs William : Of course! I am the queen today! muah hahahahaha...

Mr William : *_*"

Dinner time...

Mrs William : Ok, i want cheese sausages, stir fried kailan with lots of Lee Kum Kee abalone sauce, some chicken cooked with black pepper sauce, and later a cup of baskin robbins ice cream...

Mr William : Yes your highness... goes to the kitchen... and... hei wok! (in cantonese it means start the wok and cook!)

Sleeping time...

Mrs William : * Kiss * Thank you darling... I am so happy today...!

Mr William : No problem... so you do the same for my birthday?

Mrs William : I am sleepy... I sleep first... hug her teddy bear...

Mr William : eh... not fair!

Is sky the limit... the queen!

It's my wife's birthday... part 1

Today is my wife's special day:

Mrs William : honey... honey... wake up... wake up....

Mr William : yeah... yeah... what is it?

Mrs William : you know what day is today?

Mr William : Its Saturday. * go back to sleep *

Mrs William : No! honneeey.... wake up...

Mr William : yeah... yeah...

Mrs William : Its not Saturday...

Mr William : har... what are you talking about?!

Mrs William : * pinch Mr William's arm kuat-kuat... *

Mr William : Aduhhhh.... ok ok... you win... today is your birthday and go look for your present in this room... * go back to sleep *

Mrs William : yeah! * she went treasure hunting *

Mr William : hehehehe... * I hid her present somewhere in the room *

Mr William : oi... dun kacau the bed... i want to sleep...

Mrs William : hehehehe... dun care! * continue treasure hunting *

After a while,

Mrs William : dear... i still couldn't found it... where did you hide it?

Mr William : hehehehe... if i tell you... what would i get?

Mrs William : huh... then i dun want that present! I am going to put makeup and go shopping without you! huh!

Mr William : ok ok lar... dun marah lar, honey... its on this bed very near you...

Mrs William : really? dun tipu?

Mr William : no tipu... Ipoh Mari Tarak Tipu!

After a while,

Mrs William : Eh dear... you tipu me ar? tarak wor...

Mr William : Low poh dear... you come closer.... who do you hug when you go to sleep every night?

Mrs William : yeah!!!! I found it! Thank you! * KISS! *

Mr William : Eh, not fair! I bought the present not teddy!

Mrs William : ... :P

Well she kissed her teddy bear instead of me! I put her birthday watch on the teddy bear at night while she still asleep.

is sky the limit... teddy bear...