Dumb ass waiter...

At one restaurant which i used to like...

Mr William : I want one nasi goreng pineapple, one nasi paprik, one orange juice, one apple juice and one small plate of ladies finger stir fried with sambal...
Captain : Ok...

After a few minutes...
Waiter A : You order this... nasi lemak?
Mr William : no...

After several minutes...
Waiter A : * holding Fish and Chip *... looking at me...
Mr William : no...

After a few minutes...
Waiter A : * holding one char kuey tiow * ... ini?
Mr William : * Feel like telling him off to read my order again * ... No.

After a few minutes...
Waiter B : * holding one of my order * ... a small plate of ladies finger stir fried with sambal?
Mr William : Yes...

Waiter A : * walks over and looked at me rudely * Is that your order?
Mr William : You mother fucker! Why don't you read your order properly? What the fuck is wrong with you!?

Yes, that was what i intended to do. But i tried to keep my emotions checked...

Mr William : Ignore him and slamp my receipt on the table for him to see...
Waiter A : * he saw it and back off *

Mrs William : eh cool down lar...
Mr William : I wonder why people so stupid and don't read customer orders... always come with the wrong dish and when the other waiter comes with the right one... he still have to ask customer if its correct... that is very dumb... DUMB... * i specifically stressed last sentence loudly *

If you are in the customer service oriented industry, please check your customer order before you present your product. Would you want a vendor that serves you the wrong service all the time?

is sky the limit... dumb... dumb... dumb...

I said NO... can you let your hands off my cart?!

Sometimes its always a grudging moment for me with credit card salesperson. Sometimes they are quite a nuisance and irritating too. Please, I am not an anti-credit card salesperson who will use a saw and hack them off. No, i am not that kind of person. I have a few friends working in that line too. Unfortunately, some are desperately in need to earn their quota for that month had let themselves emotionally strayed away from proper working ethics.

CC Sales promoter : Sir, credit card... free for live...
Mr William : * smile at her * No, thank you...

CC Sales promoter : Sir, its free for live wor... you got credit card or not?

The very first thing in my mind is to cut down my credit card expenses and so far it is healthy. Even if its free i do not want anymore credit card. For one, i would be more happier if those tele-marketers won't call me at all. Just leave me alone.

CC Sales promoter : Come lar sir... Its free... i can help you reduce and transfer your credit to our bank...
Mr William : * less smiling * No, thank you...

This time she got more emotionally agitated and grabbed hold of my shopping cart.

CC Sales promoter : Come on lar sir... its free... why you dun wan?
Mr William : * I got mad and very pissed off * ... * steam coming out * ...

I was swearing and cursing in my heart about how many times must i say "No, Thank You" to her...

CC Sales promoter : * Still holding my cart *...
Mr William : Hey, you deaf? How many times must i said No Thank You... and hands off my shopping cart now!

CC Sales promoter : ... quietly went away ...
Mr William : Sucks... people say no... NO lar... * said loud a bit so she can hear it *

Mrs William : Yeah lar...
Mr William : Not professional at all ...

I don't mind people working hard their ass off to earn money but not to the extent of losing your emotion while working. Very unprofessional.

After walking a while...

Mrs William : eh, you still angry ar? cool down lar...
Mr William : yeah mar... where got people work until like begging?!

Mrs William : think of it... kesian her also lar... maybe tried to fulfill this month's quota leh...
Mr William : sigh... then, she is in the wrong line...

Mr William : forget it... let's go home... you do the cooking... i want my favourite crab sauce omellete... can ar?
Mrs William : hehehehehehe... anything for you... kiss!

is sky the limit... don't show all your emotion while working... its bad! Be cool and steady!

Village Beauty

Once upon a time there was a girl called Ah Lian who lived by the river with her old mother. She was the most beautiful girl in the village. Anywhere she goes, young men and old men would turn their heads to look at her. Although Ah Lian was beautiful but she had not shown any interest to any men that had approach her. She will gently turn down their offers. She was gentle, kind and caring. Old men liked her and treated her like their own daughter. Of course, there are old men who wanted to marry her too. She turned them away most of the time.



So as time goes by, she matured into a very beautiful young lady. One day, her mom approached her and asked her if she had anyone in mind.



"Ah Lian, you are now old enough', said the old lady softly.



The daughter kept quiet and continued with her daily chores.



"Your old mom is not young like she used to be", she looked at her.



"Oh ah ma, stop fussing me to get married", she said to her as her delicate fingers rolled up popiah nicely for tonight's stall.



"You see, " she nodded out of their house, "Ah Beng is also a nice guy". Ah Lian just nodded but made no gesture or so whatever that she is interested in Ah Beng.



"Ah Seng is even better. Highly educated and his father is a business man", she smiled approvingly at her. Hoping she would praise the young man, at least at Ah Seng achievement, but Ah Lian still make no action to show any interest on him at all.



"Ah ma, Ah Lian is a big big girl now. She will decide later", replied her to the old lady.



The old lady just shook her head in disbelief. She kept on wondering if the young men in the village is not good enough for her precious daughter. The old men had died young otherwise he would have know what to do about her predicament.



The truth was unknown to the village.



Every night, after the old lady had fell asleep Ah Lian would sneaked off into the woods. She would hide herself behind a big tree and changed into a long pants and t-shirt. Her hair would tied to the back. Then she would walk ten steps from the tree and whistle three times.



"Ah Lian, I am here", a voice came over behind a big rock.



"Oh i miss you so much", the voice continued on and under the moon's bright light Ah Lian walked towards the big rock.



"Oh yes you do", replied Ah Lian and she smiled when she saw the figure.



It was Ah May. She was also another beautiful lady from the next village. Both of them fell into each other's arm. They started to kiss each other passionately. Ah May's head was resting on Ah Lian's bossom. It was a long week that Ah May had not smelled Ah Lian.



"I love you, Ah Lian", she confessed to her.



"We shall run away tonight", said Ah Lian.



"I love you too, Ah May", continued Ah Lian.



is sky the limit... Gotcha!

After getting 75 Kg!

At the economy rice stall...

Mr William : ... rice half... half... * hand showing the vendor to cut half *
Vendor : ok ok... enough?

Mr William : ... more... more...
Vendor : ok ok...

At restaurant...

Mr William : regular... but portion cut half...
Waiter : ok ok...

At office...

Mr William : kak... gula kurang... milo kurang... air banyak...
Kak Air : *_*"

At home...

Mr William : * busy exercising *...
Mrs William : When will you stop exercising... and come to bed?

Mr William : Wait till I am 65 kg...
Mrs William : *_*"

is sky the limit... kurang... kurang... semua mau kurang!

Before I reach 75 Kg...

Who doesn't like eating?

Mr William : ... eat ... eat ... eat ...
Mrs William : ... dear you are eating too much ...

Mr William : ... nevermind ... eat ...
Mrs William : ...

is sky the limit... nevermind.. eat... eat...

Do you know why I marry you?

It was a relaxing night after two sessions of movies. Rain hard too and cold. Plus the fact, i was going to sleep and that question popped out.

Mrs William : Dear...

Mr William : Yes... what is it, honey?

Mrs William : You know... sometimes you are very stupid...

Mr William : huh? Why?

Mrs William : hehehehehe... stupid lar...

Mr William : huh? something wrong ar? I forgot to do something?

Mrs William : Do you know why i marry you?

Mr William : * Gulp * No.... * Gulp * I don't...

Mrs William : Because you are stupid...

Mr William : *_*""

Mrs William : Now, go back to sleep...

Mr William : Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

is sky the limit... I know you are stupid last summer...